I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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