I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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