You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
tell me about the eggs
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