I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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