im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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