It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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