sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Randomize
