Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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