Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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