i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Panties = found
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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