Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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