My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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