he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
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