I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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