Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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