You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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