please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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