no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
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