Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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