I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
