yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
there was a trapeze. enough said
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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