Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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