Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Randomize
