I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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