Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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