Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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