Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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