Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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