note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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