Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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