They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
True college students do jello shots in the library
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