porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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