I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I'm just crazy horny about you
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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