we have officially lost it.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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