you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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