Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I AM VODKA MAN
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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