He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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