Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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