He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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