"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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