so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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