THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
