I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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