Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
we made out on top of his cat.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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