You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
