I bet he comes in French.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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