is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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