I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
vagina is talking i cant
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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