I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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