Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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