Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Randomize
