drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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