You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Randomize
