i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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