hotel room ftw
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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