its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
