this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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