Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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