susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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