Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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