Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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